ZM
Zoë & Milky get together each weekend and shoot this shit about all kinds of shit. The kinds of conversations that happen when you sit down with your bestie to enjoy a hot dog at Costco. Our takes on the news stories from the past week, pop culture, love, TV, movies and more. The conversation goes wherever it goes!
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Episodes
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Taylor & Travis Got Engaged!
Saturday, August 30, 2025
Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!Just two buddies talking about their week, and running through some of the oddest and most fun news stories of the week - including a woman caught driving with stairs attached to her car, a husband who dug through 2 tons of garbage to recover his wife's rings, and WTFlorida woman arrested after dressing up like a hot dog.Also - Celebrity Stuff! Yes Travis & Taylor got engaged! We're so happy! Anything that gives people joy and provides an escape is ok by us!And don't miss some of the 70 World Records that nobody has tried to break! Could you be the new world...
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"Skibidi," "Delulu," and "Tradwife" - New Terms In The Dictionary
Saturday, August 23, 2025
Hey it's Zoë & Milky!This week we ask if you know these terms that have just been added to the Cambridge Dictionary, including "Skibidi," "Delulu," and "Tradwife".Also... The Redblacks aren't just a horrible football team, it's being played on field that looks like hell on TV. We wonder how this has not been addressed.Plus... Lil Nas X caught walking around in his undies, Joe Jonas joins the mile high club and Taylor Swift's new album will be available on... Cassette???Need some GREAT friends to join you on your walk or while driving to the cottage? Hi! We're those friends! ZM!
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Haters, Taylor Swift & Ontario Driving Rules
Saturday, August 16, 2025
Hey it's ZM!This week we discuss Ottawa Pride and how the haters are back out in full force.Taylor Swift addressed how she handles hate this week when she launched her new album! You bet we discuss that, plus we wonder IS she going to be doing the 1/2 time show at Superbowl? She left a lot of Easter Eggs that suggest she might!Zoë ran into a Karen this week and it's still buggin' her. Our dogs did dog stuff... Plus Celebrity Stuff, News Nuggets and more!
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Hamilton At NAC & Saint John NB Is Fantastic
Saturday, August 9, 2025
Zoë & Milky get caught up after the week that was!Zoë saw her favourite musical, Hamilton, at the NAC in Ottawa and it more than lived up to her expectations!John visited the new container-ship village in Saint John NB and it's a game changer! If you're traveling to the Maritimes this summer, you should see it!Plus weird news this week, including aliens coming to earth, and a few viral trends that are just... Odd.Two friends inviting you into our conversation - just like if you were sitting next to us at Tim's!Thanks to McCarthy Automotive; www.mccarthyautomotive.ca
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A Traumatic Week For Zoë
Saturday, August 2, 2025
Hey it's Zoë & Milky... What a traumatic week for Zoë. Her dogs ended up locked in her car in the heat. What would YOU do in that situation? But that's not the only thing that happened.We talk Redblacks with a big win, amazing shows coming to Hard Rock Casino plus our takes on some of this week's oddest news stories - like a 102 year old woman arrested for flashing and what people do with their nail clippings.We dive into some celebrity stuff - yes, even Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry get mentioned. Is that a business relationship or are two freaky deeky people finding each other?W...
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How About Those Blue Jays?!?!
Saturday, July 26, 2025
Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky - with our weekly conversation about some of the most fun events of the past week - including the Toronto Blue Jays! Best record in baseball!Plus - they set a new record for hot dog sales, so there's that!Chappell Roan's new song gives a lotta love to Canada, we lost a number of major celebrities this week too.Also... A cat who steals undies, an influencer swims in bubbles that aren't at all what she thought they were, POO inspectors and octopus hot dogs?It's a fun hour with fun friends... Z & M!
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Zoë Got A Puppy!
Saturday, July 19, 2025
Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!Zoë was away last week but we're back to get caught up on Bluesfest, weird news of the week, and more!Plus... Zoë logged on to Zoom today holding a new puppy, so we'll find out what that's about!
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The New Hard Rock Ottawa
Friday, July 4, 2025
Hey! It's Zoë & Milky back at it! This week we discuss the new Hard Rock Hotel & Casino that has just opened in Ottawa - plus the O-TRAIN to the airport is very different than what we thought it was!Capital Ribfest at City Hall has had to cancel - we weigh in on some locations this city seems to under-utilize.Plus this week's Celebrity Stuff, and a few news nuggets as well... Including a new survey that reveals the top 10 places people say they'd like to get it on!
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ZM! Best & Worst Celebrity Kissers
Saturday, June 7, 2025
Hey! It's Zoë & Milky!This hour is packed with fun conversations including... The best and worst celebrity kissers! Have you kissed anyone famous? Who was it? How were they? zoemilkman@gmail.comAlso... Ottawa's Night Mayor DOES exist! And the Redblacks marketing continues to miss the obvious.A new viral trend has people putting hot peppers in their wine, World Naked Biking Day is coming up, a Call Her Daddy docu-series is out this week (we're very excited!), plus News Nuggets, Zoë's dad sounds like Garth from Wayne's World, and we play This Or That & Why!Catch us on BlastTheRadio.c...
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Sounds That Make You Angry
Saturday, May 31, 2025
Hey it's Zoë & Milky! ZM!This week... An internet survey has revealed the sounds that make us the most upset.Plus... What men are REALLY thinking, The 50 Best One-Hit Wonders of the 2000s, Orgy DJ's are a thing (who knew?), New Relationship Trend: Arbitrary Anniversaries. After the Scripps National Spelling Bee we present the 10 most commonly misspelled words.And this week's Celebrity Stuff, News Nuggets and more!If you love pop culture and fun conversations with friends, this hour will give you a giggle!
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We Went To See The Ottawa Charge!
Saturday, May 24, 2025
It's Z&M! Zoë & Milky!This week we'll tell you about our first ever experience at an Ottawa Charge game... In a nutshell YOU SHOULD GO!Zoë was also there for the Titans opening game!We talk about the insanity of Ottawa's roads and wonder if cyclists should require licenses.The King is coming on Tuesday, which explains all the military aircraft noise at the airport.Thanks for putting us on to keep you company while you walk!ZM
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The "Mother" Of All Podcasts (Happy Mother's Day!)
Saturday, May 10, 2025
Hey it's ZM - Zoë & Milky!This week we talk Mother's Day and Zoë has some gift suggestions for your special mom!Kawartha Dairy is coming to Ottawa... We'll tell you where you can already get their ice cream here in town!The new dock at Dow's Lake!No Ottawa bar made the list of Canada's 50 Best Bars and we think that's just wrong. Does Ottawa have any good bars? We know of a few!The new police facility on Prince Of Whales Drive is sinking. Can we build anything in Ottawa that actually isn't a disaster?We record live on Facebook on the weekend - thanks for downloading us on your preferred...
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Great Season For The Senators
Saturday, May 3, 2025
Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!This week we share our thoughts on what was a great season for the Sens but do wonder why our fans don't get the same coverage on TV as the blue and white team's fans do.Also... Poutine-fest is on, the age where your unhealthy habits begin to affect you, Smile Cookies, McHappy Day coming up and we'll be at Nurse's Week again this year!Where are the teenagers who are willing to work? Do teens today mow lawns? Babysit? We share memes we've seen, and it's another round of "This Or That And Why?"
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Other Ways To Say EFF YOU
Sunday, April 27, 2025
It's ZM - Zoë & Milky!This week we talk about The Sens still being in the playoffs, and the ridiculous "Go Habs Go" controversy in Montreal.Patios are being fined for being a few inches on the sidewalk in Ottawa - For the third week in a row we ask "Where is this Night Mayor of ours??? Bueller... Bueller... Buller..."What's your favourite alternative term to tell someone EFF YOU? We have a fun list... Plus a list of new abbreviations your kids are using when texting. You'll want to be aware of some of these.We're live on Facebook every weekend and available wherever you get your podcasts.
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Sens & Leafs - Battle Of Ontario Is Back!
Saturday, April 19, 2025
Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!Today we discuss the excitement in Ottawa with the Sens back in the playoffs and it's a battle of Ontario no less!But who can afford tickets? And if you can, are Leafs fans more obnoxious than other team's fans?Also this week... Why don't grown ups get Easter baskets? And if we did, what would be in them? We also discuss Peeps which are just friggin' gross. Neighbourhood Pub on Baseline is closing, and changes at Brass Monkey... And we tackle a list of "Which would you rather, and why?"We record live on Facebook Saturday mornings/middays!Thanks for listening!
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Dog Poop, Sens In The Playoffs, Record Store Day
Saturday, April 12, 2025
Hey it's Zoë & Milky... ZM!Today we talk about Record Store Day and introduce you to two new artists we've fallen in love with!Plus... The Sens are in the playoffs, the Jays had huge news too! Have you ever been to a game?Have you heard of Odd Bunch? It's super cool!Our friends are McCarthy Automotive are semi-retiring, we're excited to introduce the new owners!The cars stuck in the Laurier Parking Garage are finally free!New episodes every Saturday.
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Jungle Jim Jerome
Saturday, April 5, 2025
Ottawa people will, no doubt, know "Jungle" Jim Jerome from his days at TSN 1200. Jim is a well known personality across Canada, often serving as the emcee at the Brier and other major curling events, golf tournaments and more!These days he's heard on three podcasts and joins us to discuss an incredible business he's launched to capture the stories and memories as told by your loved ones!To find out more, and/or to book him to capture your invaluable family stories head to http://www.yourstorytold.caZM
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Ottawa's Invisible Night Mayor - Some Suggestions
Saturday, March 29, 2025
Hey it's Zoë & Milky... ZM!We've come to realize that we're not the only ones wondering why we never see or hear from Ottawa's "night mayor." Local comedy clubs say they've never seen him... Why is there not a website or blog where he's updating us on where he's been and engaging? We discuss.Also this week, McDonald's is said to be returning to Rideau St, so bring on the racoon fights! A new indoor amusement park for Kanata, how about those Sens?!?! Have you been to a game? Milky hasn't but Zoë's "boogie" work life has her going to a few.And, Zoë has some GREAT news from Laugh For A...
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A David Bowie Tribute Show You Don't Want To Miss
Saturday, March 22, 2025
Hey it’s Zoë & Milky! Today we talk with Michael Bell whose David Bowie celebration show comes to the Shenkman Arts Centre in Orleans on Saturday April 19th. Tickets on sale at https://shenkmanarts.caAlso check out his website at www.thebowielives.comJelly Roll was back in Ottawa blowing us away! Milky’s still waiting on his new green bin. He also can’t believe how much a hair cut actually costs.What becomes of the Bay locations in Ottawa now? Especially the Rideau Centre one. Milky has ideas for St. Laurent Shopping Centre, but that’s falling on deaf ears.A quick trip to Montreal re...
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Find A Parter Who Is Good At Succulents
Saturday, March 15, 2025
Hey! It's Zoë & Milky! Today... Why finding a partner who is good at succulents is important. The Faces Magazine Awards were announced.We celebrate St. Patrick's Day, our friends at the all new Hard Rock Casino have a chance for you to win an AWESOME VIP package www.rideaucarletoncasino.comThe danger of ebikes as the weather gets better.OPP charge 2 drivers for talking on their phone as they drove past officers cleaning up and accident. We wonder, is connecting your phone to your car really that difficult??Milky's nightmare with the UPS store in Ogdensburg, we find out if Zoë managed to...
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Why Is It Always The BMW Driver Who's A Jerk?
Saturday, March 8, 2025
Hey it's Zoë and Milky... ZM!Milky got splashed by a driver this week, we ask "why is it always the BMW driver who does that?"Also we wonder just where the Night Mayor is, and what we'd love to see added to Ottawa for entertainment.Amazing things Canadians are doing to stand up for Canada, an incredible musical sound that we bet you can't identify, great service and not to great service we experienced this week and more!It's fun, it's off the cuff, it's two friends inviting you into our conversation each week on ZM!Photos of Goose vs. Eagle: https://www.instagram.com/msequeiraphotography?ig...
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The Curious Case Of A Crushed Parking Garage & Milk That Never Dies
Saturday, March 1, 2025
Today Zoë introduces us to a milk that lives forever on your shelf. Ewwww David!Plus we talk about the parking garage collapse, why we've dubbed Bluesfest BLAHFest for 2025, and the cancellation of the Kemptville Live music festival.Someone stole Milky's Green Bin. Meanwhile Zoë's black bin is also MIA... We talk hair, we talk comedy, we talk about a bunch of things that will keep you company as you shovel your driveway again, and again, and again.And please Vote for Zoë as best Ottawa radio personality: https://facesmagazine.secondstreetapp.com/og/7666f3c5-8df6-42f1-a807-54a7b5558c4b/galle...
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Canada's 4 Nations Win & Discovering Princess Auto
Saturday, February 22, 2025
It's our weekly get together! Zoë, Milky and YOU!Today, Zoë the car nut discovers that Princess Auto is so much more than car stuff! We even picked up an amazing mic stand for her from there!Also... Canada's win at 4 Nations, apps galore helping Canadians buy Canadian goods, and making meals out of whatever we have around.A fan files for divorce after her husband boos Taylor Swift at the Superbowl...Milky feels Zoë should try her hand at standup and shares some of his two experiences trying it. And we've brought back the Back In My Day Battle! Can you guess who said "Sit On It" and what ...
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The Reboot Show
Monday, February 17, 2025
After many names for this show, we've scaled it all back and made it simple on ourselves... Let's just get together once a week and talk about whatever needs to be talked about.For lack of a better name, just call this podcast, ZM.She's Zoë, and I'm Milky.Today we discuss the sudden ugliness between Canada and the USA, none of which makes any sense. And Milky shares some of what he experienced while in Florida last week.Zoë has been nominated for the first time ever as best radio host and she's, rightfully, very excited about it!Valentine's Day and Milky's birthday just went by.Snow, snow a...
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Rock N Roll Diapers For Concerts
Friday, December 6, 2024
Depends has teamed up with a drink company to create rock n roll diapers you can wear to concerts! Only on The Milkman Show. Also today... Keith Whittier reviews Hot Frosty (it doesn't suck) and My Old Ass! Tips for pet proofing the tree, 2024's winners and losers, Taylor Swift Book filled with errors, and more! www.milkmanshow.com
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Watch For These 10 Things In EVERY Hallmark Movie
Thursday, December 5, 2024
Hey! It's Zoë & The Milkman! Today... 10 things you'll see in EVERY Hallmark Christmas Movie, top pet names for 2024, Matthew Stapley does a psychic reading for another one of our listeners, Taylor Swift is the most _______ on Spotify, Tik Tok Trends, The Milkman Show's Gotta Know - your top winter comfort foods, Empowerment Coach Suzie drops by, today's Fun Facts, The Groan Before We Go and... Our Spotify Wrapped is here... The Milkman Show saw an 83% increase in listenership in 2024! Find out why when you listen to www.milkmanshow.com
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The Questions Kids Ask At Christmas
Wednesday, December 4, 2024
Today... The most common questions kids have at Christmas. Plus... it's List Day - the day where Santa decides if you go on the nice list or the naughty list. He also pays us a visit in the studio. A new dive bar perfume, Celebrity Stuff, Facebook Funnies, The Daily D'uh along with the Back In My Day Battle today... Rolling Stone's Top Songs of 2024 will surprise Swifites especially, Empowerment Coach Suzie shares more motivational tips to get you through the week and more! www.milkmanshow.com
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Cost Of The 12 Days Of Christmas 2024
Tuesday, December 3, 2024
You won't believe how much it would cost you to buy each of the items from the 12 Days Of Christmas song... Where does one even find 12 lords? We talk boundless growth with Empowerment Coach Suzie. Also today, the simple thing employees want the most at work, our Daily D'uh (man caught stealing 2x in 15 minutes), The Xmas song that suits you best based on your sign, a 3 year old cook has a TikTok channel you should follow, and why Zoë is super pissed at Milky. www.milkmanshow.com
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$2,000 Going Away Party For Co-Worker Who Never Quit
Thursday, November 28, 2024
A company spent $2,000 on a going away party for an employee who never even quit. It's the Daily D'uh! A golfer went viral trying to hit a golf ball over his glass house - we have the latest update. Mail strike in Canada - alternative ways to get letters to Santa! Road trips with kids... Some hacks to try! Our listener, Julie, gets a psychic reading from Matthew Stapley - and more! It's The Milkman Show with Zoë & Milky! www.milkmanshow.com
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Posting what you stole on TikTok = D'uh! Milkman Show Nov 27, 2024
Wednesday, November 27, 2024
Today on the Milkman Show... She stole stuff, then showed it off on TikTok! Way to go! You made it to our Daily D'uh! Plus, another Kelce gets a podcast - details on today's Celebrity "Stuff", a long weekend in the USA means loads of TV options, family buries car and 1500 help them mourn, man crushed by car and bystanders offer to take his photo, young Swiftie auctions extra tickets for charity and... Ashley Madison's 2024 list of the top cities for affairs! The Milkman Show - delivered daily! www.milkmanshow.com